OMG! One of the two dry food dispensers here ran dry today. You would have though the world ended.
Me: Idiots, there's one upstairs with at least a gallon of food in it! Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now! Me: Upstairs. Aggie: But you're downstairs and I'm always where you are and I'm HUNGRY! Me: No. You have plenty upstairs. Grey: You have established the precident of feeding us downstairs. We consider this breach of contract. Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now! Me: Breach nothing. So what are you going to do about it? Annie: Rip your face off! Winnie: Paw at your pant leg until I drive you crazy. Bitty: Sit here and switch my tail until I drive you crazy. Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now!
I run screaming from the house to the store to satisfy the unreasonable demands of my feline overlords...
OMG! One of the two dry food dispensers here ran dry today. You would have though the world ended.
ReplyDeleteMe: Idiots, there's one upstairs with at least a gallon of food in it!
Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now!
Me: Upstairs.
Aggie: But you're downstairs and I'm always where you are and I'm HUNGRY!
Me: No. You have plenty upstairs.
Grey: You have established the precident of feeding us downstairs. We consider this breach of contract.
Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now!
Me: Breach nothing. So what are you going to do about it?
Annie: Rip your face off!
Winnie: Paw at your pant leg until I drive you crazy.
Bitty: Sit here and switch my tail until I drive you crazy.
Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now!
I run screaming from the house to the store to satisfy the unreasonable demands of my feline overlords...