WTF ????????????

This article appeared in our local news rag , the Houston Chronicle.

October 18 , 2006


" Bush signs space policy stressing security issues."

By Marc Kaufman
Washington Post

Quote:

Washington-President Bush signed a new National Space Policy that rejects future arms control agreements that might limit U.S. flexibility in space and asserts a right to deny access to anyone " hostile to U.S. interests."


What the Hell ??????


The U.S . bought space ?

How cool is that ?

We friggan own space !!!

Beam my ass up Scotty ! !!!!!!!!


Seriously people...think about this . It is bad enough that this country has a proven history of acting like the know it all bastion of " Our way or highway", especially with regard to foreign policy. Remember the Marshall Plan ? Yup.

I can easily imagine every other leader of every other country on the planet , sitting there just laughing until they have to pee at the idea that Dubya thinks we "own" space. The sheer audacity of it all is mind boggling .

Was Space on sale ?

Did we put it in layaway ?

Is there a payment plan ?

Is gift wrap an option ?


I just can't believe that we own space . Screw the Coldwater Creek catalog, I'm waiting for SpaceRUs .

And it begs the question. If this is in fact what Dubya is thinking, how exactly does he and the rest of the U.S. Guvmint plan on enforcing this ?

Hall-Space Passes ?

Permission Slips ?

Enrollment Logs ?

This has to set a record for the biggest, ginormus " Mom..he/she is touching my stuff !!!!!! "

I want to see the parent threaten to and then actually pull over to sort it all out.

In Space.


Jeebus H.