It seems that SU slept so hard last night that when his first alarm went off at 4:30 am..normal in the Casa , he turned and thought " Why the &**& did I set the alarm on a Friday night..shite , it's Saturday. So he gets up , tries to hush up Gracie .." You wake Mama and we are both dead" and feeds the kittys. Then as is his custom, he starts laundry and goes to play on the PC. About 7:40 or so he goes out to fetch the paper and wonders why there are school buses going down the street on Saturday morning and wonders yet again why the paper is dated Friday when it is Saturday morning.
Wait for it......wait....
2, 3, 4....
Feet slapping down hard wood floors , all 6 ft. + , 200 lbs of SU hauls ass..
" HONEY...HONEY...GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP ...IT'S FRIDAY NOT SATURDAY....GET UP GET UP GET UP. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I manage to get up , groggy as hell because I have also slept hard and realize Oh F me..we are laaaaattttteeeee...!
Call your boss honey , I will call mine...
CALL THE MORON BECAUSE HE WILL BE ON HIS WAY TO THE HOUSE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well played husband , well played.
Love,
The Wife Unit .
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