OMG! One of the two dry food dispensers here ran dry today. You would have though the world ended.
Me: Idiots, there's one upstairs with at least a gallon of food in it! Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now! Me: Upstairs. Aggie: But you're downstairs and I'm always where you are and I'm HUNGRY! Me: No. You have plenty upstairs. Grey: You have established the precident of feeding us downstairs. We consider this breach of contract. Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now! Me: Breach nothing. So what are you going to do about it? Annie: Rip your face off! Winnie: Paw at your pant leg until I drive you crazy. Bitty: Sit here and switch my tail until I drive you crazy. Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now!
I run screaming from the house to the store to satisfy the unreasonable demands of my feline overlords...
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OMG! One of the two dry food dispensers here ran dry today. You would have though the world ended.
Me: Idiots, there's one upstairs with at least a gallon of food in it!
Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now!
Me: Upstairs.
Aggie: But you're downstairs and I'm always where you are and I'm HUNGRY!
Me: No. You have plenty upstairs.
Grey: You have established the precident of feeding us downstairs. We consider this breach of contract.
Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now!
Me: Breach nothing. So what are you going to do about it?
Annie: Rip your face off!
Winnie: Paw at your pant leg until I drive you crazy.
Bitty: Sit here and switch my tail until I drive you crazy.
Percy: Food now! Food now! Food now!
I run screaming from the house to the store to satisfy the unreasonable demands of my feline overlords...
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