A Note From Your Mother - AKA The Lady Who Actually Has Thumbs .

Dear Xena,

Dear , waking up your Daddy at 1:51 am by smacking him in the head with your paw and screaming in his ear is not going to get you food or treats.
It will however get you Pilot Lessons.
Ok...Daddy would not do that because he loves you, you are a tiny lil lady and most importantly..Mama would tear him a new one.

But just quit it.
He's gonna be cranky all day which irritates the Mama.
And when Mama's not happy , no ones happy.

Love,
Your Mama.