Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Wednesdays With Wylla
Brace For Impact !
Shameless Shakedown in 3.....2.....1.... !
Alrighty then, yes dear hearts, it's that time of year.
Miss Lauri over at IBKC has a fund raiser for the Tacoma area Humane society in conjunction with their charity Dog A Thon Walkies Thingamabob.
And every year I write about it.
And ask all y 'all to pledge or pass/post it forward or both..I'm easy.
Besides being a good thing to do and a cuter than hell presentation, one of the areas that the Tacoma HS addresses is one that I feel very strongly about is the issue of Senior Pet owners. Often they are in that place that is heartbreaking between a rock and a hard place..fixed income...their mobility , age and the age of their pets. By donating to the drive, the Tacoma HS ear marks funds to assist those in need so that folks and their fur babies can stay together as they age gracefully for as long as possible ....as it's meant to be.
A year ago in June 2012 Gordon and I lost out senior daughter , Munckin and it broke out hearts. It was a bad period of time because we had just lost Andy Panda Pants a few months before in December 2011 .Even though Gordon and I had been through this over the course of our marriage , and he had lost his 22 year old girl TJ a few years ago, it reminded us of how difficult this can be .
It was further driven home over the last 3 years with Xena and her medical issues, until she went to the Bridge on Presidents day 2013. Thankfully , we could afford all of her bills because of an inheritance , and yes, it was THOUSANDS of dollars. We both have good jobs and incomes and our health is pretty damn good for being 58 ( me ) and 63 ( him), so all in all we were fortunate . But what if things were different..
What if you needed a bit of help ? Would the funds be there ?
To me it's a no brainer , I am happy to help...and if it's not possible for all y'all to do so right now, that's fine too..just pass the word on the interwebs .
I am a tricoastal doner..I contribute to the IBKC, to BARCS in the Baltimore area and our Houston Humane Society...and bonus...it 's deductable .
YATZEE !!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS ROCK THIS THANG !
Thank you .....
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
New Feature ~ Tardis Tuesday ~ !
Because I revere both RHPS ( Rocky Horror Picture Show) and Dr. Who and all things Who-vian...I thought I'd start a new theme for random Tuesdays . I don't want to make it an every Tuesday thing because other than the plethora of easily located BRUCE photos , I don't want to box myself into yet another corner ....you know the one where you have set up some sort of obligatory theme or expectation of having to post every day . There just hasn't been a lot going on that is actually blogworthy in my opinion. There are things that others might consider worthy..for example..the brouhaha about Nigella and her husband and choking. This to me is not blogworthy other than to say that if it is true , no one deserves to be a victim of domestic or any other sort of violence..Nigella ..get to the lawyer and get the hell out. Miss Utah and he flub-o-rama at the Pageant...Give the poor girl a break. Each and every person who has been asked to speak in public has had a moment of " OMG WTF..Brain Freeze" where you just seem to string together a bunch of nonsensical drivel and pray for a speedy death. There are other more important things that are political and while I have my own opinion, I am going to do the world at large a favor and keep that to myself. If you want political commentary or insight , go read the Huffington Post, I promise you I won't be offended .
So in other words....the above made me laugh out loud .I have may a fond memory of our " Youthful Enthusiasm" in college for RHPS ...and I maintain that it is only a rumor that we got the film banned form the CUB by judicious throwing of ice cubes at the screen...never happened...( ahem....call my lawyer...) nope..never happened. I had read recently that Tim Curry ( I have to check to see if he is a Sir yet or not ~ checked ~ he is not as yet been honored.) is recovering from stroke..good luck you lovely man.
Then there is the whole Dr. Who thing. Your Aunty loves her some Who. Dear Mr. Moffett, please make the next Doctor a female...just for the hell of it. Kthxbai . Now...I love Matt Smith and Amy and Rory , and I cried buckets when the Ponds died...but my Dr. is and shall always be David Tennent ....bless you for giving that " Doctor " and Rose a happy ending. Eccelston was good and so on but....I hope Mr. Moffatt continues because after all....bow ties and Fezes are cool..and who wouldn't want to zip around the universe in a blue police call box ?
Sign me up !
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
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Friday, June 14, 2013
Happy Friday ~ Bruce Of The Day ~ !
Happy Friday y'all.
I must be feeling better because Southside Johnny is working my last nerve...again. It's another episode of " I called you 4 times , did you lose your phone...wah wah wah ."
No lil brother, I did not lose my phone . I had been home sick for the better part of the week and the phone was in my purse and not on the night stand. I would have usually kept it on the night stand so that if SU called , and I was able to wake up enough to answer it , I could . The reality is that when I am this sick with the sinus crap, ALL I want to do is sleep...as in the sleep of the dead. My husband and I both know that when I do surface, I will check for missed VM/test and I will respond when I can . But....since Cindy Lou Who is home right now on a job search, I knew that she would check on me, and if there was a problem she has SU's cell # too and is not above using it...so no lil brother , I didn't hear your calls. I did send you a text last night and your brother in law did say that he had spoken to you and that you would be calling me to arrange a time for you to come over Saturday ,....but again phone in purse...me outside watering plants...purse inside being pursy.
That man needs to get a job to occupy his time, even if it is part time because he is working his older sisters last damn nerve.
My husband will be the first to tell anyone .." Do not go there.."
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
I must be feeling better because Southside Johnny is working my last nerve...again. It's another episode of " I called you 4 times , did you lose your phone...wah wah wah ."
No lil brother, I did not lose my phone . I had been home sick for the better part of the week and the phone was in my purse and not on the night stand. I would have usually kept it on the night stand so that if SU called , and I was able to wake up enough to answer it , I could . The reality is that when I am this sick with the sinus crap, ALL I want to do is sleep...as in the sleep of the dead. My husband and I both know that when I do surface, I will check for missed VM/test and I will respond when I can . But....since Cindy Lou Who is home right now on a job search, I knew that she would check on me, and if there was a problem she has SU's cell # too and is not above using it...so no lil brother , I didn't hear your calls. I did send you a text last night and your brother in law did say that he had spoken to you and that you would be calling me to arrange a time for you to come over Saturday ,....but again phone in purse...me outside watering plants...purse inside being pursy.
That man needs to get a job to occupy his time, even if it is part time because he is working his older sisters last damn nerve.
My husband will be the first to tell anyone .." Do not go there.."
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Monday, June 10, 2013
Just Another Manic Monday ...
I was going to post something more than this but I am crashing as soon as I get home. My sinuses are so bad I feel like theye have been scrubbed out with a rusty Brillo pad and Chlorox liquid bleach.
I wants mah bed and mah jammies !
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
I wants mah bed and mah jammies !
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Friday, June 07, 2013
Happy Friday ~ Bruce Of The Day ~ !
" REALLY ? "
Ok..before I go any further, I have a runt...a tiny rant as it were.
Cha Cha sent out an e mail earlier in the week that she needed to leave at 3:30 today for a doctors appointment....as is her custom to schedule ALL her appointments on Friday afternoons.
Okaaay..fine.
Then I get the daily out list and see that she is listed to split from work half an hour earlier than she had stated in her e mail.
Okaaay....fine.
She just called me and told me that she was going to have to get a warm body to cover her desk ( a warm body is someone who is nothing more than that , untrained on the board but can deal with the walk up clients so all of the traffic and we have a lot on the phones is all on me. Sistah..it would be like Nadine and Virgie closing both their boards so I have to take all of the calls.)
You had a lunch hour didn't you ? Why, yes , you did.
And so now ...20 minutes before you are supposed to leave, you find a warm, body to cover for you ?
You had better have clocked out !
Le sigh.
On the brighter side, the rain that blew through here yesterday and woot....we got some at the house seems to have cooled the temps off a lot and there is a breeze so it should be lovely at the Ice House tonight. SU has promised to work on the book cases and there is a bit of cleaning that needs to be done. I am very proud of us both because we are making a directed and genuine effort to keep everything tidy , so much easier with the wood floors..so it takes no time at all. Dusting is still an issue but getting better week by week . Since he has taken up golf again this is an added benefit because we are not so out of control as we were when Xena was alive. Her health was the only thing we focused on so other than laundry and the barest of cleaning, it got out of hand....It was the way it was and we have no regrets on making her our priority.
Other than the few errands tonight and the pawdicure..dare I say it ?
A gentle weekend ?
Outstanding !
Maybe, I will get that Orange Yogurt tea Bread done after all.
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Thursday, June 06, 2013
Tick Tock Goes The Clock ...
My brain has melted.
It's 95 degrees out there now currently at 4 pm CST USA ...and my brains melted.
It's gonna be a bad summer. I don't need the magic 8 ball to tell me, I just have a feeling..and I've been down here for 31 years now. No Sistah..I don 't mean like Ike..that was a once in a lifetime event..I just have a bad MoJo right now.
But..on a brighter note, Burn Notice returns tonight so I can get mah Bruce Fix so if I hustle with the watering ..yeah , dragging hoses is not one of my favorite things but it has to be done and I have worked to hard to lose all of my babies now . Perhaps SU will help...
Now all I have to do is re think the food/dinner thing because I am not going to heat up the house with traditional cooking...bless you oh mighty grill.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
It's 95 degrees out there now currently at 4 pm CST USA ...and my brains melted.
It's gonna be a bad summer. I don't need the magic 8 ball to tell me, I just have a feeling..and I've been down here for 31 years now. No Sistah..I don 't mean like Ike..that was a once in a lifetime event..I just have a bad MoJo right now.
But..on a brighter note, Burn Notice returns tonight so I can get mah Bruce Fix so if I hustle with the watering ..yeah , dragging hoses is not one of my favorite things but it has to be done and I have worked to hard to lose all of my babies now . Perhaps SU will help...
Now all I have to do is re think the food/dinner thing because I am not going to heat up the house with traditional cooking...bless you oh mighty grill.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Monday, June 03, 2013
Just Another Manic Monday
Not anything to do with today's post, other than the fact that it is a Monday and this made me laugh all day long.
It was one of those weekends ...sort of ...not bad but a tad on the weirder side of life if you know what I mean.
SU flew out Saturday am to meet up with Southside Johnny in NOLA and everyone survived. My brother gave one of the most apt descriptions of NOLA that I have ever heard.
"It's like blending Haight Ashbury and the Castro District in San Francisco ."
So very on the mark there kiddo.
Bear in mind that there was no way in hell that I was going to go with SU...oh hell no. Those two...shudder.
I managed to get a lot done in the house and have to admit that I am enjoying the peace and quiet of the new-ish house. It's been getting hotter and hotter down here so I am allowing myself the luxury of sleeping in and I know that I can water later in the day...le sigh ...and then....
Well, we finally got some much needed rain yesterday morning , and of course it all came down at once and stomped my poor daisy babies , so we are of to Home Depot to buy some pots after work to save what we can. I got a lot done anyway and scared the SU when I admitted that I even cleaned out the luggage a I call a purse...LMAO.
Nothing new on the t slant v as my late father used to call it but I did save a favorite movie..".Chaplin..." which come to think of it may have to wait for the weekend since it is 3 hours and I cannot just watch half...
All in all a good weekend...dull as dishwater but good.
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Friday, May 31, 2013
Happy Friday ~ Bruce Of The Day ~ !
Ah, the last day of May.
Or as I call it , the day before all of the local weather wonks get all " When In Danger , When In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout ! "..because tomorrow is the official beginning of hurricane season.
Now, don't get me wrong, we do take this very seriously. Ike taught us all that. Southside Johnny got all freaked out when he first moved here at the idea of hurricanes. I don't think he remembers any of Camille when we were living in Virginia Beach, we weren't on he water , so for us it was just a huge ass storm. I found it ironic that a guy who lived in San Francisco and death with no warning earthquakes would be so freaked out about hurricanes.
We track them. Usually we don't become concerned until late August , unless the Gulf waters have stayed unusually warm.....and this may be another one of those years. We are supposed to hit temps in the mid 90's next week and by that I mean a forcasted 96...okay that is upper , not mid to the weather wonks..just sayin.
Anyhoo , SU and I always thought that since we are approximately 65 miles or so from the island that we would really not have more to deal with than a lot of rain. Then Ike hit.
Ike came straight up the ship channel and stomped the northside..hell...he stomped the whole area.
So we have our basic plans and over the next few weeks we will stock up on stuff.
At least this year , if we have to leave, we can afford to do so...I just hope it doesn't come to that .
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Or as I call it , the day before all of the local weather wonks get all " When In Danger , When In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout ! "..because tomorrow is the official beginning of hurricane season.
Now, don't get me wrong, we do take this very seriously. Ike taught us all that. Southside Johnny got all freaked out when he first moved here at the idea of hurricanes. I don't think he remembers any of Camille when we were living in Virginia Beach, we weren't on he water , so for us it was just a huge ass storm. I found it ironic that a guy who lived in San Francisco and death with no warning earthquakes would be so freaked out about hurricanes.
We track them. Usually we don't become concerned until late August , unless the Gulf waters have stayed unusually warm.....and this may be another one of those years. We are supposed to hit temps in the mid 90's next week and by that I mean a forcasted 96...okay that is upper , not mid to the weather wonks..just sayin.
Anyhoo , SU and I always thought that since we are approximately 65 miles or so from the island that we would really not have more to deal with than a lot of rain. Then Ike hit.
Ike came straight up the ship channel and stomped the northside..hell...he stomped the whole area.
So we have our basic plans and over the next few weeks we will stock up on stuff.
At least this year , if we have to leave, we can afford to do so...I just hope it doesn't come to that .
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
And The Debate Continues ................
A co-worker gave me an article in today's WSJ to read about PW.
Yes..PW....Pioneer Woman...aka Ree Drummond.
I read it, and me being me followed some of the links to other sites....and am still LMAO .
Full Disclosure Dept:
I am a member of PW's Tasty Kitchen site. I have both of her cookbooks, plus the autobiography such as it is and have watched her show on the Food Network.
That being said, the woman can still ignite a firestorm without lifting her pinkie.
I originally liked her premise on the PW blog. The format was bright and colorful with easy to follow recipes that seemed to fit that niche between Bon Appetit and Spam. It was cute..it was fun...and none of it made me feel bad because I didn't have a room dedicated to crafting or cookery like Martha Stewart. It was and still is relate able to many people .I took it for what it is, not what it is presented to be. NO ONE in their right mind after viewing her kitchen in the Lodge will be beguiled into thinking that she is a simple accidental country girl if they look closely at the now remodeled Lodge kitchen . I also have a Bosch dishwasher thank you very much , and bought it on sale....Ree's got 2 , plus a range and double ovens to die for.
And this is where the backlash that I have seen/read begins.
1. She's changed...she's more interested in the TV shows production values.
MAYBE..but she never started out positioning herself as Granny Clampett . She married a CATTLE
RANCHER and ask anyone who was or is in any agricultural format ( Shout Out To Sistah Here ) ...if
you want to stay in business, you have to be able to make a buck or 3 and be smart enough to know how
to keep some it to maintain the business.
2. She has help...faker..
OKAY..now I can kind of get behind this . She has 4 kids that she home schools and the ranch has help.
Were we supposed to assume that she did it all ? Why because she over uses the phrase " Just Keeping
It Real " every 30 seconds or so. If she has help or assistants, then she should say so . There is no shame
having /using outside help if you can afford to .
3. She plagiarizes recipes.
I can't address this because I am not personally aware of any instance of this that I have read on her blog
linked sites.
4. Her cooking skills are average at best.
Um....who is to say who is average and who is elite ? Yes , there are a couple of glaring mistakes that
are real potential health hazards like reusing madinade that rraw meat/chicken/pork has been in...
WTF >>>OMG..if you are driven to do that , BOIL the marinade for at least 20 minutes and be sure
to throw any left over out.......OR MAKE ENOUGH MARINADE IN THE FIRST PLACE SO YOU
CAN HAVE SOME IN RESERVE. Some of us are still a bit skitty kitty about certain recipes and need
all the help and or photos we can get our hands on. THAT'S HOW WE LEARN !!!
Yes, her show is a bit more polished and therefore less genuine than it was before..she's in a business where she is the product whether she wants to recognize that or not . She must draw and sustain a viewership in order to stay on the air and in print.
She's A Business Woman Y'all.
She never really tried to hide this .
Some of the naysayers were twitterpated because as one person put it, " I was invited out to the ranch and it seemed as if she had never read my blog and had no idea who I was . " ...Okay..not knowing much about a guest..? Rees bad on that one. It is common courtesy to have some idea of what your new guests back round is , and by that I mean children or not..not a criminal check . You know..good manners and all.
At the same time, the miffed guest to the ranch clearly came across as if she expected to become Ree and Ladd's BFF for life which is creepier still. So all in all , the would be stalker doesn't have much of a leg to sand on here other than a hosts inability to make them as a guest feel more comfortable.
Ree Drummond's blog and related sites are business tools. Her success does not require her to justify it much less defend it. Yes, it is slick and has gotten a bit shallow, but it has never positioned itself realistically to be more than what it is...a product .
Don't be disappointed if something you took at face value turns out to be less than you assumed it to be . You have the right to be disappointed if this is the case, but you do not have the right to be ugly about it. NO ONE MADE you drink the Koolaide, did they ?
And for the record ...I still watch her program , if there is a featured recipe that is not in one of her cookbooks that I own and regularly use. I just don't deify her .
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Yes..PW....Pioneer Woman...aka Ree Drummond.
I read it, and me being me followed some of the links to other sites....and am still LMAO .
Full Disclosure Dept:
I am a member of PW's Tasty Kitchen site. I have both of her cookbooks, plus the autobiography such as it is and have watched her show on the Food Network.
That being said, the woman can still ignite a firestorm without lifting her pinkie.
I originally liked her premise on the PW blog. The format was bright and colorful with easy to follow recipes that seemed to fit that niche between Bon Appetit and Spam. It was cute..it was fun...and none of it made me feel bad because I didn't have a room dedicated to crafting or cookery like Martha Stewart. It was and still is relate able to many people .I took it for what it is, not what it is presented to be. NO ONE in their right mind after viewing her kitchen in the Lodge will be beguiled into thinking that she is a simple accidental country girl if they look closely at the now remodeled Lodge kitchen . I also have a Bosch dishwasher thank you very much , and bought it on sale....Ree's got 2 , plus a range and double ovens to die for.
And this is where the backlash that I have seen/read begins.
1. She's changed...she's more interested in the TV shows production values.
MAYBE..but she never started out positioning herself as Granny Clampett . She married a CATTLE
RANCHER and ask anyone who was or is in any agricultural format ( Shout Out To Sistah Here ) ...if
you want to stay in business, you have to be able to make a buck or 3 and be smart enough to know how
to keep some it to maintain the business.
2. She has help...faker..
OKAY..now I can kind of get behind this . She has 4 kids that she home schools and the ranch has help.
Were we supposed to assume that she did it all ? Why because she over uses the phrase " Just Keeping
It Real " every 30 seconds or so. If she has help or assistants, then she should say so . There is no shame
having /using outside help if you can afford to .
3. She plagiarizes recipes.
I can't address this because I am not personally aware of any instance of this that I have read on her blog
linked sites.
4. Her cooking skills are average at best.
Um....who is to say who is average and who is elite ? Yes , there are a couple of glaring mistakes that
are real potential health hazards like reusing madinade that rraw meat/chicken/pork has been in...
WTF >>>OMG..if you are driven to do that , BOIL the marinade for at least 20 minutes and be sure
to throw any left over out.......OR MAKE ENOUGH MARINADE IN THE FIRST PLACE SO YOU
CAN HAVE SOME IN RESERVE. Some of us are still a bit skitty kitty about certain recipes and need
all the help and or photos we can get our hands on. THAT'S HOW WE LEARN !!!
Yes, her show is a bit more polished and therefore less genuine than it was before..she's in a business where she is the product whether she wants to recognize that or not . She must draw and sustain a viewership in order to stay on the air and in print.
She's A Business Woman Y'all.
She never really tried to hide this .
Some of the naysayers were twitterpated because as one person put it, " I was invited out to the ranch and it seemed as if she had never read my blog and had no idea who I was . " ...Okay..not knowing much about a guest..? Rees bad on that one. It is common courtesy to have some idea of what your new guests back round is , and by that I mean children or not..not a criminal check . You know..good manners and all.
At the same time, the miffed guest to the ranch clearly came across as if she expected to become Ree and Ladd's BFF for life which is creepier still. So all in all , the would be stalker doesn't have much of a leg to sand on here other than a hosts inability to make them as a guest feel more comfortable.
Ree Drummond's blog and related sites are business tools. Her success does not require her to justify it much less defend it. Yes, it is slick and has gotten a bit shallow, but it has never positioned itself realistically to be more than what it is...a product .
Don't be disappointed if something you took at face value turns out to be less than you assumed it to be . You have the right to be disappointed if this is the case, but you do not have the right to be ugly about it. NO ONE MADE you drink the Koolaide, did they ?
And for the record ...I still watch her program , if there is a featured recipe that is not in one of her cookbooks that I own and regularly use. I just don't deify her .
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Friday, May 24, 2013
OMG ~ Cutest Shoes On The Planet ! ~
OMG !
Cutest shoes on the planet and the coolest shoe box.
On sale at Zulilly !
Mine !
BAM !
A Giddy Aunty Pol
Cutest shoes on the planet and the coolest shoe box.
On sale at Zulilly !
Mine !
BAM !
A Giddy Aunty Pol
Happy Friday ~ Bruce Of The Day ~ !
Happy Friday y'all.
I know , I haven't posted anything in a week, but for good reasons......really.
There hasn't been anything going on at Casa de Swamp worth writing about.
And I am enjoying the hell out of that fact.
All this week, we've gotten home, done the usual...change clothes, feed the kids and I for one have made a bee line for the deck , beverage and kindle in hand. I am amazed at how much I rely on the peace and quiet after a hectic day at the firm. The gals wander over and that is fine, we sit and chat as always but over all , it's my "me time". I've so far this week managed to polish off the 4'th Dannika Dark book, " Gravity" ( urban paranormal..Lisa..check her out...you would love her .) the latest Spenser for Hire ( RIP Mr. Parker, your work carries on ) and am half way through Dan Browns " Dante's Inferno." That damn book is good enough to make me want to read the original by Dante again...then I have Wolf hall and it's sequel lined up....
Other than that, all is good. SU will be in Brenhem for the annual crawfish boil and then next weekend he is going to meet up with Southside Johnny in NOLA which Oh hell no I am not going..I may be crazy but I am not insane.
I'm gonna be a slug this holiday and other than trying out a couple of recipes one old ( orange yogurt quick bread which can be found on the blog Pinch My Salt if you google Orange Yogurtt Bread ) and one new one ( home made Vienetta..yes..a blast from the past and also can be found on Christy Jordans Southern Plate blog ) ...there is nothing other than the usual to lay claim on my time....laundry and so forth.
Life is good.
Stay safe.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
I know , I haven't posted anything in a week, but for good reasons......really.
There hasn't been anything going on at Casa de Swamp worth writing about.
And I am enjoying the hell out of that fact.
All this week, we've gotten home, done the usual...change clothes, feed the kids and I for one have made a bee line for the deck , beverage and kindle in hand. I am amazed at how much I rely on the peace and quiet after a hectic day at the firm. The gals wander over and that is fine, we sit and chat as always but over all , it's my "me time". I've so far this week managed to polish off the 4'th Dannika Dark book, " Gravity" ( urban paranormal..Lisa..check her out...you would love her .) the latest Spenser for Hire ( RIP Mr. Parker, your work carries on ) and am half way through Dan Browns " Dante's Inferno." That damn book is good enough to make me want to read the original by Dante again...then I have Wolf hall and it's sequel lined up....
Other than that, all is good. SU will be in Brenhem for the annual crawfish boil and then next weekend he is going to meet up with Southside Johnny in NOLA which Oh hell no I am not going..I may be crazy but I am not insane.
I'm gonna be a slug this holiday and other than trying out a couple of recipes one old ( orange yogurt quick bread which can be found on the blog Pinch My Salt if you google Orange Yogurtt Bread ) and one new one ( home made Vienetta..yes..a blast from the past and also can be found on Christy Jordans Southern Plate blog ) ...there is nothing other than the usual to lay claim on my time....laundry and so forth.
Life is good.
Stay safe.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Monday, May 20, 2013
Happy Birthday To The Spousal Unit And The Squirrel
Happy Birthday to two of my favorite men.
Beers on me dudes.
Slainte,
Aunty Pol /Wife Unit/ Squirrel
Beers on me dudes.
Slainte,
Aunty Pol /Wife Unit/ Squirrel
Friday, May 17, 2013
Happy Friday ~ Bruce Of The Day ~ !
Brace For Impact !
I was delighted to see that a blogger that I consider a gal pal , even though we haven't actually met posting again after a long dry spell.
She always makes me actually laugh out loud and we share a love for pocket dragons, sarcasm and life's absurdities when dealing with the public. We calls 'em likes we sees 'em .
She prefaced her latest post by saying that it was a rant, she knew she might offend some readers but what the hell. Her posted opinion was one of her own, just a personal opinion , regarding how sick to death she was about the endless parade of wedding plans shared ad nauseum where ever she turned . Then there are the babies, ultra sounds and the expectation of others that she fall into the blissed out state that is some requirement of our gender when one is breeding.
I completely get it.
Thirty nine years ago , I lost my children David and Elizabeth . That damage will never completely heal . After that I had a few more miscarriages until finally by the age of 31, I had a medically approved hysterectomy. A few years later, to my delight I remarried. I never anticipated doing so but fully recall the avalanche of heart breaking questions...enough to generate some well fueled anger. SU and I eloped and it was thrown in my face that because of that , I was not entitled to any sort of shower , even though up to that point I had gladly participated in other events when invited. I guess I knew my "co-workers " opinion when they went so far as to post a Dear Abby " column supporting their position on my desk....and them resumed to plan yet another shower for a bride who ELOPED . After a while, those who knew of my sterility , began to breed and thought if I just held their spawn ( AND NO..THIS IN NO WAY APPLIES TO MY SWEET PEA, YOU WILL HAVE TO RIP HER OUT OF MY ARMS....) I would get over it. This is the other side of how my gal pal was treated...we are either abnormal because we don't want children or abnormal because we can't have them. For some it's a choice, others not so much. But it's our lives .My gal pal may feel however the fuck she wants to because it's her right and her life. I will defend that to the bitter end. I may not always agree with some ones opinion but I will fight tooth and nail to make sure that they have the opportunity to have said opinion.
Some of us can't have children. Others , like my gal pal don't want them.And yet , she has been made to feel less than human because SHE WON'T DRINK THE KOOLAID .
I don't give a flying fuck in a rolling donut what anyone else says once they get to ..." But....But...surely you don't mean that ..give it time.....yada yada yada fishcakes. part as if she is simply confused by her feelings"
It's her blog and she can write what ever she wants. She was , and is aware that she has been gone for a while ( HER BUSINESS Y'ALL) and went so far as to be open about needing to rant.
It just pisses me off that some one I have come to respect has been made to feel less than human for stating her own opinions.
FUCK 'EM.
Aunty Pol
Monday, May 13, 2013
Oh Noes !
http://www.khou.com/community/Beloved-Montrose-restaurant-Cafe-Adobe-announces-closing-date----but-it-will-be-back-206298831.html

We all loved Cafe Adobe.
Wah !
Best Mango Margaritas in town.
Beat the hell out of Cyclone Anaya's.
It was the kind of place you wanted to be on an early spring afternoon..as some one was often heard saying...." Hey Sarge, feels like a Cafe Adobe afternoon...". Not that I know who that astute individual might have been , much less who this Sarge person was.
It was perfect for people watching , especially on a Saturday afternoon .At one point some of us wanted to make up Olympic style score cards because we were quite adept at judging some ones choices in attire. And the parking issue is legendary . As in there was none if you got there at a certain point. We coined the phrase " Suicide Shimmy" as we would watch people scamper from their car to the patio...and I must say , that name in more way is intended to malign, insult or belittle anyone whose life has been affected by suicide. All y'all should know that after 7 years but I just wanted to be sure.If you are offended after that statement..buh bye .
Anyhoo...
It wasn't fancy but the food was good and some day I will remember all of my 40'th birthday on the upper deck. Lesson learned : Never tell Headcase you aren't doing tequila shots even if it is your birthday because he will figure out a way to get you to do it anyway.
Oh well, the end if an era...which is just as well because I am too old to be doing that shit anymore .
Fer Real.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol

We all loved Cafe Adobe.
Wah !
Best Mango Margaritas in town.
Beat the hell out of Cyclone Anaya's.
It was the kind of place you wanted to be on an early spring afternoon..as some one was often heard saying...." Hey Sarge, feels like a Cafe Adobe afternoon...". Not that I know who that astute individual might have been , much less who this Sarge person was.
It was perfect for people watching , especially on a Saturday afternoon .At one point some of us wanted to make up Olympic style score cards because we were quite adept at judging some ones choices in attire. And the parking issue is legendary . As in there was none if you got there at a certain point. We coined the phrase " Suicide Shimmy" as we would watch people scamper from their car to the patio...and I must say , that name in more way is intended to malign, insult or belittle anyone whose life has been affected by suicide. All y'all should know that after 7 years but I just wanted to be sure.If you are offended after that statement..buh bye .
Anyhoo...
It wasn't fancy but the food was good and some day I will remember all of my 40'th birthday on the upper deck. Lesson learned : Never tell Headcase you aren't doing tequila shots even if it is your birthday because he will figure out a way to get you to do it anyway.
Oh well, the end if an era...which is just as well because I am too old to be doing that shit anymore .
Fer Real.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Just Another Manic Monday
Ah, it's that time of year,,,,,Summer law clerks.
We only have three of them this year and damn, they are just so bright and shiny ( LMAO ) it makes your teeth ache. I actually have shoes older than them . As they go through their orientation with the managers, walking around the floor , the give off their best baby duckling imitation....run Bambi run.
The powers that be will do what has been tradition since Christ was a corporal . They will wine them and dine them and give them research papers to Lexis/Nexis till the cows come home. The lazier of the associates always look forward to their arrival because they are confident that they can foist off some long over due, tedius project that a partner or two has been screaming for. I've seen this too many times to not be 100 % correct in my predictions..
Children , just remember , if the firm makes you an offer.....do not come down with a case of first year in practice-itus . We all know the symptoms..entitlement, rudeness, bad people skills and the general attitude that you are better than any and all of the staff.
Heads up...you ain't .
Yes, you may make the big bucks and get all of those lovely bonuses but you are also working 80 hour weeks.
I on the other hand , work for much less and have a life.
Heh !
Ciao,
Aunty - " You Will Fear Me " - Pol
We only have three of them this year and damn, they are just so bright and shiny ( LMAO ) it makes your teeth ache. I actually have shoes older than them . As they go through their orientation with the managers, walking around the floor , the give off their best baby duckling imitation....run Bambi run.
The powers that be will do what has been tradition since Christ was a corporal . They will wine them and dine them and give them research papers to Lexis/Nexis till the cows come home. The lazier of the associates always look forward to their arrival because they are confident that they can foist off some long over due, tedius project that a partner or two has been screaming for. I've seen this too many times to not be 100 % correct in my predictions..
Children , just remember , if the firm makes you an offer.....do not come down with a case of first year in practice-itus . We all know the symptoms..entitlement, rudeness, bad people skills and the general attitude that you are better than any and all of the staff.
Heads up...you ain't .
Yes, you may make the big bucks and get all of those lovely bonuses but you are also working 80 hour weeks.
I on the other hand , work for much less and have a life.
Heh !
Ciao,
Aunty - " You Will Fear Me " - Pol
Friday, May 10, 2013
Happy Friday ~ Bruce Of The Day ~ !
Well, it was a happy Friday..
Aunty Pol is verklempt.
USA network announced today that season 6 , starting June 6'th will be the last for " Burn Notice."
I may have to wear black for the finale. What am I going to do without my weekly " Chuck Findley " fix ?
What a world, what a world. Well, as Bruce would expect , I shall bravely soldier on .
WAH !
Other than that , it's been another ho hum week here in H town . We have had some much needed rain which we lave a love hate relationship with but if it will help wash away the damn'd pollen, I for one will be grateful. Everyone, and I mean everyone is suffering to some degree with it right now so we are a sad little lot ...too think headed to be testy and simply trying to endure.
In other news, it seems that season 11 of " Top Chef" will take place in one of our favorite cities , New Orleans so I will be intrigued to see Emeril's reactions to all of it on his own turf. It may get fugly down in the Quarter...bwahahah.
There are a lot of things I need to do this weekend, some I won't get to so it should be what passes for normal...lol..
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Aunty Pol is verklempt.
USA network announced today that season 6 , starting June 6'th will be the last for " Burn Notice."
I may have to wear black for the finale. What am I going to do without my weekly " Chuck Findley " fix ?
What a world, what a world. Well, as Bruce would expect , I shall bravely soldier on .
WAH !
Other than that , it's been another ho hum week here in H town . We have had some much needed rain which we lave a love hate relationship with but if it will help wash away the damn'd pollen, I for one will be grateful. Everyone, and I mean everyone is suffering to some degree with it right now so we are a sad little lot ...too think headed to be testy and simply trying to endure.
In other news, it seems that season 11 of " Top Chef" will take place in one of our favorite cities , New Orleans so I will be intrigued to see Emeril's reactions to all of it on his own turf. It may get fugly down in the Quarter...bwahahah.
There are a lot of things I need to do this weekend, some I won't get to so it should be what passes for normal...lol..
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Well.....I Have Empty Hangers Dagnabbit !
Even before I had ever heard of the Red Hat Society , I have always loved reds or oranges together with purple.
Weird , I know but there ya have it .
I used to have , back in the ..gasp....80's , a red skirt suit that I wore with a purple blouse about the color of the purple amethyst shown above...and red heels of course.
And yes, I have red hair. Dark red hair .
I have been recently looking for some more linen blazer style jackets from my usual suspect Chadwicks and there are a few contenders , but luckily for me, I still have a peach colored jacket that works well with a same color tank top , ( modest with the proper undergarments thank you very much employee guidelines ) , beige twills and heels..always with the heels.
The amethyst , carnelian and garnet earrings and necklace were purchased off of Etsy back in February and just broken out when I reclaimed my dressing table...I almost forgot I had them..and then....or there is the pearl and amethyst copper bracelet...decisions.....decisions....
I found this scarf on Etsy so of course I had to have it.
One scarf = One new outfit !
And I think I have a light purple top in the closet, if not Tar Jay here I come.
Don't laugh..their Mosscino and Merona wonens and tanks are great and wash/pack like a dream.
Looking good does not take a butt load of cash..only a lil imagination.
Now...go shop !
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
The Current Experiment At Home
This past weekend SU had some errands to do before the garage dude came over to replace a door so since he was going to Lowes, I asked him to get a couple of big pots so that we could transplant the lavender that had split ( well, I thought it had , but since it did not I split the bastard anyway..mwahahaha) into 2 containers. The containers are so bit that they ate up a whole huge bag of potting soil, and yes it had gotten THAT big....
Anyhoo, I also asked him to get me some more Shasta Daisy's because I love them dearly. Bless his heart, he looked all over at the Lowes that we got the first batch from, even going as far as to ask a clerk, ( good boy ! ) , Sadly , there was none to be had. WAH ! But...because he is smarter than the average bear, he had this idea...so.....we have a new experiment .
You would have thought we were hatching baby chicks the way we read the directions and watched as the pots absorbed all the carefully measured water..seeds were carefully tucked in and I will check on them tonight. I would have done so last night but the hip is giving me fits so between that and the ozone/pollen, I was crashed out at 7: 45..I kid you not.
Hisself asked if this was the plan for tonight and I said semi..yes, as usual I am taping NCIS /GRIMM but I need to check on the plants and I need to stop after work tomorrow to get more potting soil. Tonight is the dry cleaners and that is a push since they close at 7..ramble much Pol ? LOL .
We are having our first dinner party since the reno /post Xena's illness on the 18'th and I really want to try to get all of the new plants in pots and that bit cleaned up. My yard guy Mr. Trejo did a wonderful job mulching and cleaning out all of the flower beds but the deck is as much a room to me as any other in the house so that has to be tended to.
I will say this much. other than the OMG dusting, it is a hell of a lot easier taking care of wood floors than before with carpet. And since the paint/trim/counters are all new and we are hyper aware of it, we are more tidy ( I hope ) than before. I am thinking about those Windex pump wipe dispensers for each of the bathrooms..we shall see and I will explain it to you at home dear.
And since you read this SU, there are a few things that need to be done before the party but they are simple and it will be as always....I clean and you do the prep work/cook.
Easy peasy .
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Yes, This Qualifies As A Dessert ~ At Least In The Casa.
As much as I do so love to bake, SU and I are really not big dessert eaters on a daily basis. Hisself is happy with a bowl of BlueBell . I would love to be able to join him in this but..lactose....yeah.
If we have cookies, I might grab one and cupcakes are a given but more often than not I improvise. I consider it being green and all , not wasting food and nothing is worse than stale baked goods .
Improv Pastry for the win Alex.
Think about it.
After all , what is a dessert pastry ? A baked good preferably with some sort of filling.
All Out ? Never fear.
Do you have a toaster ?
Do you have sliced bread in your preferred format ?
Spreadable butter ?
Nutella ?
Then you my dears , have an improvised dessert pastry.
After all , is not bread baked ? Is not pastry baked ?
While a simple piece of bread may look like a croissant's inbred third cousin , take a piece of toast , slap some butter and then Nutella on it, fold in half if you like and VOILA !
You my friend have dessert in the time it takes to get through 2 commercials during Castle.
Ain't life grand ?
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
If we have cookies, I might grab one and cupcakes are a given but more often than not I improvise. I consider it being green and all , not wasting food and nothing is worse than stale baked goods .
Improv Pastry for the win Alex.
Think about it.
After all , what is a dessert pastry ? A baked good preferably with some sort of filling.
All Out ? Never fear.
Do you have a toaster ?
Do you have sliced bread in your preferred format ?
Spreadable butter ?
Nutella ?
Then you my dears , have an improvised dessert pastry.
After all , is not bread baked ? Is not pastry baked ?
While a simple piece of bread may look like a croissant's inbred third cousin , take a piece of toast , slap some butter and then Nutella on it, fold in half if you like and VOILA !
You my friend have dessert in the time it takes to get through 2 commercials during Castle.
Ain't life grand ?
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
OMG ~ ! I So Need To Make These ~ !
.Almond Joy Brownie Bites
Ingredients:
1 box of family size Chocolate Fudge brownie mix
1 (14 oz.) can sweetened condensed milk
... 1 (14 oz.) bag coconut
1/4 C milk
1 C chocolate chips, melted
1/4 C almonds (or nuts), crushed
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line (regular size, not mini) cupcake pan with paper liners. (Don't skip the paper liners as they make stick).
Make brownies according to package directions and pour batter only half way up the liners.
Bake in preheated oven for 12 minutes. While they are baking, mix the coconut, sweetened condensed milk and milk together.
Remove brownies from oven and spoon on some sweetened coconut.
Place bake in oven and continue to bake an additional 14-16 minutes.
Remove from oven and allow to cool completely before removing the paper liners. Drizzle on the chocolate then sprinkle on the almonds.
I had to lay my head down after I read this recipe...I am so making these !
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Friday, May 03, 2013
Happy Friday ~ Bruce Of The Day ~ !
Happy Friday Everyone !
NOW that I have gotten that out of my system ( pls to see previous post ) , let's move on.
It is shaping up to be a glorious weekend here in H town ( Houston for those who wonder ) except that the f'g wind is out of control. And it's supposed to be cold . Lovely.
The timing is perfect since we got Mr. Trejo out to work his magic in the yard and it looks wonderful. The beds are mulched, cleaned out and tidy. Shrubs were pruned and the landscape timbers that needed to be replaced were..of naturally it won't be pretty enough to enjoy sitting on the deck.
Not much else is going on , hisself is hopefully going to be working on the bookcases that we need to get replaced so that we can haul stuff out of the storage locker . I'd like to get that bit started before the first dinner party on the 18'th ...yes...we are finally going to be able to have folks over again after too long a time. Everyone understands why we had to stop and now that the reno is done..wheee.
Other than that..I just want to sleep. I think that I may have some sort of bug..besides sinus crap I have a low grade fever and stomach issues that Imodium is not solving. Le Sigh.
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Rant Alert ~ You Have Been Warned ~ !
Okaaaaay.
Let's go over this again , you Stupid Mo Fo's.
When you call from the office and DO NOT LEAVE ANY SORT OF MESSAGE WHEN NO ONE PICKS UP....
1. Obviously your sense of self importance has taken up all the available space in your brain so the realization that you are an idiot is deleted.
2. Blindly unaware at this moment that you are an idiot , you hang up, self assured that the recipient is so impressed by your specialness that even without the benefit of an identifiable message, the recipient knew who called them because of course it can only be YOU.
IN OTHER WORDS , STOP CALLING PEOPLE AND NOT LEAVING A MESSAGE YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS MOUTH BREATHING ASSHATS.
QUIT IT .
BASTA !
I have just had 5 , count 'em.....5 calls in a row from folks returning a call to the firm and not one of them had any sort of identifier to help route the call.
I'M GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF AGAIN SO LISTEN UP.
The ONLY number that shows up on caller ID from our system is the central switchboard number ......also knows as MY FRIGGAN DESK YOU ASSHATS !
Yes dear readers , I am the senior legal receptionist for a mid sized law firm and have been putting up with this sort of shite for 31 years....THRITY ONE YEARS !
Exactly how pray tell am I supposed to assist the client /caller when they call back if they have NO FRIGGAN IDEA WHO CALLED THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO FRIGGAN STUPID TO LEAVE YOUR NAME OR EXTENSION OR IN BAST'S NAME ..SOMETHING !!!!!
ALL Y'ALL REALLY ARE THAT STUPID , AREN'T YOU !
If I had the power , I'd not only revoke your phone privileges , I'd seize all your electrical devices/toys.
If I have an attitude it's because all y'all gave it to me...so I'm giving it back.
Aunty Pol
Let's go over this again , you Stupid Mo Fo's.
When you call from the office and DO NOT LEAVE ANY SORT OF MESSAGE WHEN NO ONE PICKS UP....
1. Obviously your sense of self importance has taken up all the available space in your brain so the realization that you are an idiot is deleted.
2. Blindly unaware at this moment that you are an idiot , you hang up, self assured that the recipient is so impressed by your specialness that even without the benefit of an identifiable message, the recipient knew who called them because of course it can only be YOU.
IN OTHER WORDS , STOP CALLING PEOPLE AND NOT LEAVING A MESSAGE YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS MOUTH BREATHING ASSHATS.
QUIT IT .
BASTA !
I have just had 5 , count 'em.....5 calls in a row from folks returning a call to the firm and not one of them had any sort of identifier to help route the call.
I'M GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF AGAIN SO LISTEN UP.
The ONLY number that shows up on caller ID from our system is the central switchboard number ......also knows as MY FRIGGAN DESK YOU ASSHATS !
Yes dear readers , I am the senior legal receptionist for a mid sized law firm and have been putting up with this sort of shite for 31 years....THRITY ONE YEARS !
Exactly how pray tell am I supposed to assist the client /caller when they call back if they have NO FRIGGAN IDEA WHO CALLED THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO FRIGGAN STUPID TO LEAVE YOUR NAME OR EXTENSION OR IN BAST'S NAME ..SOMETHING !!!!!
ALL Y'ALL REALLY ARE THAT STUPID , AREN'T YOU !
If I had the power , I'd not only revoke your phone privileges , I'd seize all your electrical devices/toys.
If I have an attitude it's because all y'all gave it to me...so I'm giving it back.
Aunty Pol
Thursday, May 02, 2013
Back Pedal Much ?
I guess when you are famous you can back pedal when and where needed.
Case in point.....Ms. Whitherspoon.
Look, don't get me wrong. Humans make mistakes. We all do. Adults own up to it . Average people know that actions have consequences.
Unless you are a STAR .
Ummmm...I don't think so.
It's bad enough that you lied about being pregnant ..as if that changes anything. Sorry honey, in the modern world, it is no longer custom that a woman may " plead her belly " ( Look it up ) to prolong evasion from punishment.
Worst of all ?
You are obviously shit faced and..claiming to be pregnant ?
Yes dear , in answer to your delicately put question " Do you know who I am ?"
You an just like every over indulged , entitled resident of Hollyweird despite your oft cited aims to not be " like the others."
EPIC FAIL KIDDO.
Luckily , tragedy has been averted.
It's not as if any real talent has been damaged, only the perception of actually possessing it.
Aunty Pol
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Getting Back To The Norrmal ~ Or What Ever The Hell Passes For It At The Casa !
Of course it involves a new cake pan....like any one is surprised.
To sum up : The renovation is done..over...completed...history.
It's been an interesting adventure in freak outs ( mine naturally ) , lively discussions between the SU and myself..lol...now you have to admit that sounds a hell of a lot more mature than screaming matches , doesn't it ? We are both somewhat obsessed with keeping the black granite counter tops wiped down, and I am sure that will eventually wear of as will the use of the squeegee in the master shower..don't ask , it's something my late father did and we are trying to be good ab out in order to avoid the mineral buildup from the hard water than we are blessed with down here in Tejas. .....or if you really know me and I know a few of you have dirty minds and you went there the minute you saw the word squeegee....quit it ! LMAO !
Anyhoo....
I got in touch with Mr. Trejo when I was home and arranged to have the yard cleaned up aka flower beds mulched etc and some of the landscape timbers replaced so I am really looking forward to being all pretty and tidy. Of course some of the climbing roses need to be tied off on the huge trellis that SU built and let's not talk about pruning this year..cause it didn't happen. Le Sigh. But on the bright side , the jasmine is blooming and I will figure out what to replace the Hydrangeas with..yup..they are coming out. I am NOT coming home and wasting water every damn day on things that aren't keeping their end of the bargain. It could be worse, Sistah says they need to replace some shrubs and a tree or two that have been at the house for as long as I can remember because their winters have been extra harsh the last couple of years. And the God Grandbaby is crawling at NASCAR speed so all is good.
And of course I have a new pan to play with..it's a bit of a challenge to find recipes that will work so I will have to play. Anyone who knows me , knows that I love a simple bundt pound cake and I make a most excellent one if I do say so in all modesty...but , even if I give half of it to the gals , it's more than likely to dry out before we finish it all so my solution is lil ones....babies as it were.
I 'll let you know..at the worst it will turn out like the Hobbit Cupcake Episode. What the hell..it gave me something to write about .
Ciao,
Aunty Pol Living Large In A Pretty Cool Casa.
To sum up : The renovation is done..over...completed...history.
It's been an interesting adventure in freak outs ( mine naturally ) , lively discussions between the SU and myself..lol...now you have to admit that sounds a hell of a lot more mature than screaming matches , doesn't it ? We are both somewhat obsessed with keeping the black granite counter tops wiped down, and I am sure that will eventually wear of as will the use of the squeegee in the master shower..don't ask , it's something my late father did and we are trying to be good ab out in order to avoid the mineral buildup from the hard water than we are blessed with down here in Tejas. .....or if you really know me and I know a few of you have dirty minds and you went there the minute you saw the word squeegee....quit it ! LMAO !
Anyhoo....
I got in touch with Mr. Trejo when I was home and arranged to have the yard cleaned up aka flower beds mulched etc and some of the landscape timbers replaced so I am really looking forward to being all pretty and tidy. Of course some of the climbing roses need to be tied off on the huge trellis that SU built and let's not talk about pruning this year..cause it didn't happen. Le Sigh. But on the bright side , the jasmine is blooming and I will figure out what to replace the Hydrangeas with..yup..they are coming out. I am NOT coming home and wasting water every damn day on things that aren't keeping their end of the bargain. It could be worse, Sistah says they need to replace some shrubs and a tree or two that have been at the house for as long as I can remember because their winters have been extra harsh the last couple of years. And the God Grandbaby is crawling at NASCAR speed so all is good.
And of course I have a new pan to play with..it's a bit of a challenge to find recipes that will work so I will have to play. Anyone who knows me , knows that I love a simple bundt pound cake and I make a most excellent one if I do say so in all modesty...but , even if I give half of it to the gals , it's more than likely to dry out before we finish it all so my solution is lil ones....babies as it were.
I 'll let you know..at the worst it will turn out like the Hobbit Cupcake Episode. What the hell..it gave me something to write about .
Ciao,
Aunty Pol Living Large In A Pretty Cool Casa.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
The One Where I don't Mind The Work.
It's peaceful here in the Casa. I could really get used to this .We are still walking around , taking it all in and enjoying the changes. We've been through our respective freak outs and so on and had the girls over Sunday night for our first Sunday dinner in possibly 4 months. Nothing fancy, just boiled shrimp, bread, salad and wine. It was lovely to reclaim some of our routine.
I am home this week , taking some much needed time off to get the house back in order, which won't sound like fun to anyone else but me. I can set my own pace so I am getting stuff done and yet keeping time for some reading out on the deck .We are reducing a lot of the crap that we have gathered over the last 20 + years in the Casa and that makes us both happy .
One thing that I am doing a bit differently this time is that I am starting with the big projects rather than saving them for last. Usually, I do the regular house cleaning and by the time I am done, I am just too spent to tackle the things that I really want to do..polishing the silver, cleaning all of the crystal etc. .....and the big chores just never get done. I've cleaned off the fridge top and sides and in a bit will take all of the crap that was on the front of the fridge and will sort it all out. I have a red well where the cookbook pages are stores so any of the recipes that are worth saving will go in the red well. That way I have it all in one place and I can work on that on the weekends. The magnets that I have collected will go back, but again it is more reducing the clutter that is important. Hopefully , I will get to the great room and kitchen windows today or tomorrow , but as EVERYONE points out I am trying mys best to not do as I usually do...completely over do it thus causing my back to seize up on me.
All in all , I am a happy Aunty, I love the house and actually do enjoy seeing a task through from start to completion.
Me OCD..nah..what ever gave you that idea ?
Have a great week..I'm back to chores and Bones on TNT..
Ciao
Aunty Pol aka Mrs. Cleaning Monkey .
Friday, April 19, 2013
Happy Friday ~ Bruce Of The Day ~ !
It's finally over.
HOT DIGGGITY DAMN !
I went to the bank and got the final cashiers check for the Moron and yes...OF COURSE WE WENT OVER BUDGET ! I fully expected to and can afford it so what the hell.
It's been interesting when I think about all of this .
When we first moved into the house , we hadn't been married very long. We were lucky enough that the stars lined up and we were able to buy the house from my SIL. Being a semi new bride I was hell bent to redecorate it ( nothing personal ) and so we did. Paint, wall paper, antique satin drapes , we did the whole number and it was fun doing this with a husband who actually took an interest ( at times too much ) in all of it. We still had the original oak paneling in the living room and on the lower half of the dining room walls but it was a start. After a while , I realized that I had in fact decorated it as if it were the sort of house that I grew up in...Yes...I imitated my mother . Down to a t . And it was okay but it wasn't us, it was dark and I felt like I was living in a cave. The peach and green ( it was late 80's after all ) had to go .
So we decided to revamp it after a few years.
The original paneling was solid oak and so we kept it . We painted the walls and all of the oak cabinets white and got slipcovers and cotton tab top yellow drapes. Light bright and beachy. The master bedroom was painted that peacock color that was really popular in the early 90's and I sponge painted the bathroom in complementary colors. We had by this time started collecting Mardi Gras masks so voila...the master bedroom motif began to resemble a New Orleans Brothel..or so I have heard it referred to as ...whatevs.
AND THE WHITE WALLS AND CABINET WERE A PAIN IN THE ASS TO KEEP CLEAN.
New carpet went in and it was okay for a while until we decided yet again that we needed to revamp after a few more years..
So having gone from wall paper to white walls well.....yeah....we were slowly finding out what we really wanted and what really worked for us .
This next time I went all out..sort of .
The sofa and my chair were replaced by 2 new pieces covered in micro suede. The sofa was and is now brown, my chair is a chili red. We painted the living room and dining room a soft yellow, found 2 Tiffany style oil bronze lamps and antique/Persian style area rugs....and loved it . Clearly we were on to something here.
We painted the kitchen a soft sage green and replaced the floor in the kitchen with faux slate in green/brown/gray pale..and it worked.
My grave mistake was picking out a taupe color for the 2 hallways that was more ..dingy mushroom. I hated it so much , I never re-hung any art of photos. The bathrooms remained the same as did all three bedrooms .
At this point , after a few more years , I knew what I wanted to do but between finances and Xena's condition , we decided to tough it out until she had journeyed to the gate. She was more important than the by now ruined carpet and our concerns were her medical care. Our baby went to the bridge on Presidents day.
So, this year after caring for her for 3 1/2 years, we took the plunge.
We had already done the roof, deck and driveway last October and as the year ended , we knew that it was our last Christmas with her , so we basically said f it . She was our focus . But...knowing that , we had begun to talk about what we wanted and were we REALLY going to do this ? The RIGHT WAY ?
Yes Ma'm and or Sir , we sure as hell were.
Bear in mind, that up until this point , my husband did all of the cosmetic changes and did a great job, he had worked with the Moron and is quite good at building stuff and the painting stuff and so on.
But....Mama wanted more...and had the money.
The kitchen is still green but the counters are now black granite as it the back splash rather than the faux butcher block Formica. The floor is still the same as it is only 4 years old. The door from the kitchen into the garage is a new metal , painted black and the door frame is stained red mahogany as is all of the kitchen baseboards .
Beside new hardwood floors through out the house save kitchen and bathrooms, all of the baseboards are all new stained mahogany wood. All of the interior doors and door frames are also new and stained mahogany wood.
All of the outlets are replaced throughout the house by oil rubbed bronze.
New light fixtures are up in the hallway and the master bedroom.
All of the interior save the master bedroom and bath are newly painted a shade of soft yellow or deeper tone depending on the location.
Both front and back door are repainted the same barn red.
Half walls in the master bathroom and faux soffet were removed, the master bathroom was gutted and redone. New paint, commode, vanity , lighting and floor , shower ( including new tile and door ) were installed.
The guest bathroom was also gutted except for the tub and the built in cabinet was resurfaced with new doors and stained in the red mahogany. The master bedroom and bath was painted a dusty purple and the linens /bedding are a dark smoky gray solid color.
All door handles , pulls , outlet covers and light switch plate covers throughout the entire house were replaced with the exception of the Master bedroom and bath which are brushed chrome.
New drapes for the 3 bedrooms and rods were installed.
The house is now exactly what I envisioned and wanted to have.
It's simple in a craftsman style color palate and for the first time, I truly LOVE my house. It took time, baby steps and mistakes to get to the point that we knew what suited us and our lives.
I can't quite believe it's over.
Oh no wait....there's a cashiers check in my purse.
Reality check..done.
I am out of the office next week , cleaning and trying to get my life back in order so I will be blogging from the Casa.
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
The Master Bath Reveal ~ Tah Dah ~ !
Shazaam !
The top 2 photos are of the old wall taken down to the studs where the tile half wall is taken out and then the new wall with the paint is up.
The next two show where the old cabinet was and the removed half privacy wall was, followed by the new paint and visual of the new open counter top sans cabinet that used to be over the commode .
The last picture is of the opposite end of the vanity with all of my crap on it , lol and a shot of the mirror that shows the master bedroom area also in the dusty purple and smokey gray scheme.
I finally have my bathroom back.
You would not believe how happy we BOTH are not to be sharing a bathroom. I think in many ways this was the biggest challenge with the remodel in the amount of cost and labor .
TOTALLY WORTH EVERY DIME.
The longest time constraint was the wait for the vanity top which was a custom order but once that was in it all came together ...well except for the fact that we had to have the lights over the vanity raised because we miss measured the space for the mirror..yup...the usual .
SU and I spent the better part of Saturday cleaning the master bedroom...and I do mean the better part of the day.Once all of the floors were properly hoovered and swiffered and the flat surfaces were dusted and then dusted again , I realized that the only way to get the antiques cleaned was with Old English Oil ( which they sorely needed ) and q tips .
So we detailed out the heavily antique chest of drawers and dressing table.
The black Teak chest that I inherited which is deeply carved ( at least 1/8 inch deep ) will be an all day and then some since I know it hadn't been done in at least 10 years ( Daddy's been gone 9 years now ).
And I won't mind a bit.
Other than the kitchen to be painted and the stained baseboards..and then the punch list, I do believe we may be close to done.
I can't quite grasp that yet.
More reveals will follow. I really don't have any old photos unless I go back through the blog but I will ujpdate as I can.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Friday, April 12, 2013
Happy Friday ~ Bruce Of The Day ~ !
Happy Friday Y'all.
My inner . oh who the hell am I kidding here...I'm fan girl squeeeeing like a banshee....Bruce and Star Trek...I am now a blissed out Aunty Pol.
Moving right along , pls to see the previous post to see how my day began...I'll wait.
La de dah de dah..all righty then. As you can see it was interesting to say the least. I have literally been laughing my ass off all day because in addition to this , Beezer ( one of my attorneys at work ) said to more than a few of my gal pals..and I am NOT making this up .." Well you know since it's Ride Your Bike To Work Day...she is probably biking her way to work."
Beezer...Dude...really ?
Have you met me ?
How long have I worked here..oh yeah ....a month shy of 31 years.
Dude !
I can't wait to share this bit with SU.
One the home front...the vanity top is in but not completed, the door is replaced for the A/C handler thingy and it is stained...we are getting closer.
I have plants to plant this weekend and Southside says that he is going to be swinging by but I guess I need to call him because the gals want to take me out to a birthday lunch on Sunday..
Yep..I'm a social butterfly ...respect mah authority dammit !
Have a great weekend.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Well Played Husband, Well Played.
It seems that SU slept so hard last night that when his first alarm went off at 4:30 am..normal in the Casa , he turned and thought " Why the &**& did I set the alarm on a Friday night..shite , it's Saturday. So he gets up , tries to hush up Gracie .." You wake Mama and we are both dead" and feeds the kittys. Then as is his custom, he starts laundry and goes to play on the PC. About 7:40 or so he goes out to fetch the paper and wonders why there are school buses going down the street on Saturday morning and wonders yet again why the paper is dated Friday when it is Saturday morning.
Wait for it......wait....
2, 3, 4....
Feet slapping down hard wood floors , all 6 ft. + , 200 lbs of SU hauls ass..
" HONEY...HONEY...GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP ...IT'S FRIDAY NOT SATURDAY....GET UP GET UP GET UP. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I manage to get up , groggy as hell because I have also slept hard and realize Oh F me..we are laaaaattttteeeee...!
Call your boss honey , I will call mine...
CALL THE MORON BECAUSE HE WILL BE ON HIS WAY TO THE HOUSE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well played husband , well played.
Love,
The Wife Unit .
Thursday, April 11, 2013
This Is Kind Of Really Cool !
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2142426926/lalaland
Last year I created a facebook page about the cousins on my mothers side of the family because over the years while the 6 of them have remained in pretty close contact up in Meeenaaasooooota , we three were not so much due to Daddy's Naval career. After running into one cousin ( Hey Judy !) , I began to run into others so I created a page. It's been kind of cool to realize that while we don't keep up with the page on a daily basis , we are making an effort to avoid the dreaded gorgon of " Damn...we only see each other at funerals...pass the hotdish ."....Engwalls are like that you dontcha know ( Double damn , the voices in my head now have the accent ...$#%^&*( )
Anyhoo, wioth one thing and another , I saw on FB the above link on my cousins page..and I got curious. I've heard of Kickstarter of course and have funded some things previously so I slapped Mr. Linky as is my custom...
Yep..
There's my cousins daughter , Miss Marinna and her cohorts.
What struck me about this is that while other young hopefuls have had the same goal, they are content to wait on luck , magic, fairy dust and unicorns to make their mark...while Marinna and this group have decided to make their own luck. They are using Kickstarter to raise seed money and it's really a small amount ..so what the hell.
I have spent more on a mani/pedi and will most likely donate again .
Like I've said, SU and I have been helped when we needed it so yeah..
Check it out..it's awkward to push this when there is family involved but as for me
I'M ROCKIN THIS BAD BOY
Have a great Friday .
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Last year I created a facebook page about the cousins on my mothers side of the family because over the years while the 6 of them have remained in pretty close contact up in Meeenaaasooooota , we three were not so much due to Daddy's Naval career. After running into one cousin ( Hey Judy !) , I began to run into others so I created a page. It's been kind of cool to realize that while we don't keep up with the page on a daily basis , we are making an effort to avoid the dreaded gorgon of " Damn...we only see each other at funerals...pass the hotdish ."....Engwalls are like that you dontcha know ( Double damn , the voices in my head now have the accent ...$#%^&*( )
Anyhoo, wioth one thing and another , I saw on FB the above link on my cousins page..and I got curious. I've heard of Kickstarter of course and have funded some things previously so I slapped Mr. Linky as is my custom...
Yep..
There's my cousins daughter , Miss Marinna and her cohorts.
What struck me about this is that while other young hopefuls have had the same goal, they are content to wait on luck , magic, fairy dust and unicorns to make their mark...while Marinna and this group have decided to make their own luck. They are using Kickstarter to raise seed money and it's really a small amount ..so what the hell.
I have spent more on a mani/pedi and will most likely donate again .
Like I've said, SU and I have been helped when we needed it so yeah..
Check it out..it's awkward to push this when there is family involved but as for me
I'M ROCKIN THIS BAD BOY
Have a great Friday .
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
Tuesday, April 09, 2013
Thus Far............................
Get Cashiers check for IRS..check..
Onward.
2012 was not completely awful on the tax return so I will get that crap off into certified mail tomorrow and lah de f'g dah ! All hail Turbo tax..hey what can I say..the tax code keeps your Aunty Pol gainfully employed.
On the home front :
The black granite counter tops and back splash are installed in the kitchen and man, are they cool looking . The grout is in ...yes Moron , I am afraid that I am going to insist......and we will seal it ourselves this weekend. Don't get me wrong , I love the Moron and trust him with our house and we do understand his situation...it's just hard with 3 way communication at times...it will all be okay. I just need to be clear as the client as to what my expectations are .
Huzzah Dept : We now have TWO WORKING COMMODES ! And the shower in the master is operational. Now if the granite counter top comes in , please Bast on the 11'th as promised , ..wait for it ...wait for it .....I MAY HAVE MINE OWN BATHROOM BACK THIS WEEKEND !!!!!
And the Angels will sing...
And finally we have the kitchen sink hooked up !
Throw a chiggin in the oven Daddy, we gonna eat real food.!
Realistically, this is no better or worse than I have heard from anyone who has gone through it . Friends ( This would be you Lady Lisa ) told me the truth on what to expect and while I did get stressed out and freaked out , it could have been a lot worse.
Think about it , in the last 8 weeks we have:
1.Put in wood floors with stained baseboards in the entire house save the 2 bathrooms and the kitchen.
2.Demo'd the guest bath including replacing 4 doors on a built in cabinet with new frames and stained doors ..... save the tub.
3. Moved the water heater the garage and created/finished a linen closet in the old water heater closet.
4. Repainted the entire interior save the kitchen .......kitchen .to be done.
5. Replaced all existing interior doors with new stained doors.
6 . Replaced all cabinet hardware, light switch covers and outlet covers.
7. Completely demo'd the master bath ...... except for the granite counter top to be done
8. Installed granite counter tops and back splash in the kitchen.
I know that there are probably couple small things that I have forgotten but all in all..we are close.
THANK BAST !
Ciao,
Aunty Pol
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