Ask Dr. Baltar

Dear Dr. Baltar,

Lately I've been noticing that at times people around me seem to be whispering and glancing in my direction for no reason at all .

What would you suggest that I do in response .

Thank you ,

Perplexed.

Dear Perp,

It all depends. Are they admiring your attire ? Do you have reclaimed spinach in your teeth ? What do the voices in your mind recommend...oh..strike that...Six...not now dammit.

Good luck.

You need to cultivate the demeanor of someone who is important enough to be spoken of and admired. Pay no attention to what the people in steerage say...glide onward and upward.

Gaius Baltar

I finally made a command decision and went next door to get the do done. I can handle a bad hair day...I cannot abide a bad hair week..it had to go .

Either I they cut it or I do....with pinking sheers.

It got CUT !!!!

Huzzah.

Now I wonder how long it will take the SU to notice..and no , honey...a comment AFTER reading this does not count.

Ciao,

Aunty Pol