There Are No Crimes, Only Unbelievably Well-Timed Accidents
Lawyer Missouri, USA



Me: “[Law office], how can I help you?”



Caller: “Yes, I need an attorney for my grandson. He was arrested for stealing a car.”



Me: “Okay, can you give me details?”



Caller: “Yes, he was at the bar and after he decided to leave, he got in the wrong car and left with it. He didn’t mean to do it. He was just confused.”



Me: “What kind of car did he steal?”



Caller: “A charcoal-grey Jeep Liberty…”



Me: “Okay, and what type of car does he have?”



Caller: “Oh, he doesn’t own a car…”



Me: “Ma’am, I don’t think I can help you.”



LMAO



I think that I have met this client on numerous occasions.


JEEBUS H PEOPLE !!!


All this and a floor show too , I am the most fortunate of women !!!!

Ciao,

Aunty Pol