To Whom It May Concern

Please Check out the following :

www.oosa.unvienna.org

and

www.wonkette.com/423723/un-appoints-minor-bureaucrat-to-deal-with-space-alien-invasion

I kid you not, this has been all over the mass media.

Let me make it easier.

Dear Future Potential Visitor/Invading Forces/Intergalactic Summer Visitors On A Holiday.

Thank you for expressing an interest in our property Planet Earth. We regret that we have no vacancies at the moment but will retain a record of your inquiry should the situation change.

Sincerely,

John Sheridan, President

Earth Gov.

Seriously, dudes if you are even contemplating a visit here, change your plans. We have fucked it all up already so there is not a lot to see..

Happy Hunting.

Ciao!

Aunty Pol