Wednesday, September 29, 2010

To Whom It May Concern

Please Check out the following :
I kid you not, this has been all over the mass media.
Let me make it easier.
Dear Future Potential Visitor/Invading Forces/Intergalactic Summer Visitors On A Holiday.
Thank you for expressing an interest in our property Planet Earth. We regret that we have no vacancies at the moment but will retain a record of your inquiry should the situation change.
John Sheridan, President
Earth Gov.
Seriously, dudes if you are even contemplating a visit here, change your plans. We have fucked it all up already so there is not a lot to see..
Happy Hunting.
Aunty Pol

1 comment:

HubbleSpacePaws said...

LOL! I know!! I read this a few days ago with similar reaction!