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I kid you not, this has been all over the mass media.
Let me make it easier.
Dear Future Potential Visitor/Invading Forces/Intergalactic Summer Visitors On A Holiday.
Thank you for expressing an interest in our property Planet Earth. We regret that we have no vacancies at the moment but will retain a record of your inquiry should the situation change.
John Sheridan, President
Seriously, dudes if you are even contemplating a visit here, change your plans. We have fucked it all up already so there is not a lot to see..