Wednesday, October 18, 2006

WTF ????????????

This article appeared in our local news rag , the Houston Chronicle.

October 18 , 2006

" Bush signs space policy stressing security issues."

By Marc Kaufman
Washington Post


Washington-President Bush signed a new National Space Policy that rejects future arms control agreements that might limit U.S. flexibility in space and asserts a right to deny access to anyone " hostile to U.S. interests."

What the Hell ??????

The U.S . bought space ?

How cool is that ?

We friggan own space !!!

Beam my ass up Scotty ! !!!!!!!!

Seriously people...think about this . It is bad enough that this country has a proven history of acting like the know it all bastion of " Our way or highway", especially with regard to foreign policy. Remember the Marshall Plan ? Yup.

I can easily imagine every other leader of every other country on the planet , sitting there just laughing until they have to pee at the idea that Dubya thinks we "own" space. The sheer audacity of it all is mind boggling .

Was Space on sale ?

Did we put it in layaway ?

Is there a payment plan ?

Is gift wrap an option ?

I just can't believe that we own space . Screw the Coldwater Creek catalog, I'm waiting for SpaceRUs .

And it begs the question. If this is in fact what Dubya is thinking, how exactly does he and the rest of the U.S. Guvmint plan on enforcing this ?

Hall-Space Passes ?

Permission Slips ?

Enrollment Logs ?

This has to set a record for the biggest, ginormus " Mom..he/she is touching my stuff !!!!!! "

I want to see the parent threaten to and then actually pull over to sort it all out.

In Space.

Jeebus H.


liberal army wife said...

he's the arrogant asshole, king of the world... now he owns SPACE?? jeeeeeeeez. this mutt is just too much.

Susan said...

I wanna own space! Is it Wonder Bread or Cracker Jack where you get the permit for that?