Friday, October 23, 2009

Sweet Little Old Lady

Subject: Fw: Sweet old lady

Date: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 11:19 AM

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: 'I outlived the bitches.'

And that my friends , is a lil gem sent to me by my besttus friend today......she sure knows what to do to get me to laugh my ass off.

She Rocks.


Aunty Pol

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