Dear Ass Hat Idiot Blind Stupid Driver Person,
How the fuck did you not see us as you made that turn at 7:30 am on a clear , bright sunny morning ?
The white car double parked on the corner was CLEARLY visable as you decreed that you had the divine and imperial right do come closer to hitting OUR car than anyone before in recorded history...how you didn't in fact hit us ought to be on YouTube because bitch..I have news for you ..I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THE CAR AND BEATEN HOLY JEEBUS OUT OF YOU if you had hit the car.
WE WERE ALREADY IN OUR LANE...AND HAD BEEN THERE AS YOU TRIED THAT STUNT !
How dare you decide that you have the right to drive like that !
You picked the wrong middle aged woman in 3 inch heels to fuck with.
You ought to have a public safety discloseure bumper sticker on that car :
WARNING : FUCKING SELF IMPORTANT MORON BEHIND THE WHEEL.