Friday, May 20, 2011

Bruce Of The Day ~ Happy Friday ~

To quote Bruce : " WTF " ????

It's been a rather odd day.

First of all, lest I fergit...HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE ! As you said this morning , you are now closer t0 70 than to 60..but after thinking about that a bit , I have deduced that your math is somewhat flawed. Honey, once you hit 65 ( yeah....the property taxes roll into the estate) you are closer to 70 than 60..NOT 61. Oldtimers must be creeping up on ya......snerk.

And I got forwarded the strangest damn email ever.


A co-worker has a sister who had to have not one , but two liver transplants in December of 2010.

Ummmm....right. sister sent out an email to a chosen few here at the office today...and I quote:

"Some of you might know that my sister is a liver transplant patient. She had 2 liver transplants during the month of December , 2010. I am having a benefit for her on June 11 . I need a favor. If any of you have any liquor bottles, wine bottles that you don't like/want/need, can you pass them my way ? I'm making a liquor barrel basket to raffle off during her benefit and I need help filling up the barrel .Thanks and sorry for the interruption."


Irony much ?

Not to mention the inappropriateness of sending this to co-workers while at work during the business day.

I have nothing to top this one...seriously !

Have a great weekend.


Aunty Pol

1 comment:

HubbleSpacePaws said...

No, no, no, no, no! She did not.