You Might As Well Get The Gasoline And Matches Ready

Srsly ppl...this made me LOL all damn day , which means of course that I will burn in HELL .....what evs...:)

GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
BY JAMIE QUATRO


1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols .

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.


M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl. ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?


Ciao,


Aunty Pol