From: PPHQ ( Patio Patrol HeadQuarters)
Status : Defcon 4
Item In Question: Female Black Croc Garden Shoe Thingy
My Mommy is losing her mind, what little there is of it .
We had a squillion drops of wet things the other night and lots of Boom Booms .
My HQ flooded but not so had that it got in the barracks.
Part of mommy's uniform is missing so if any one sees a black croc shoe thingy, there is a substantial reward offered....( careful son....do you really want to share your treats ?)
Mommy has further demonstrated that she is losing it because she moved my stuff and put new stuffs out there too.
I only have so much furr to rubs on all of it and I am only one kitteh.
Mancats gotta do what a Mancats gotta do !
Sheesh..all I did was buy one more chair and pillow for the IceHouse !!
Dude....you have another option to perch on while on patrol !
Get Over It.
Have a great day and if you see a black croc..childrens size...I have small feet...let me know.