Friday, January 28, 2011

Marcel's Quantum Kitchen

Wylie Defresne




Marcel Vigneron

Dear SciFi Channel ,
First off let me say for the last time, I will not refer to you in any way , shape or form using the newer logo...it SUCKS massively and eternally.
What is your problem ?
Have the powers that be changed your medication or dosage schedule ?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND ?
Well....have you ?
Observe.
The top photo is of Wylie Defresne, the acknowledges father of molecular gastromomy. No one using the phrase molecular gastronomy refers to anyone as the patron saint of this school of thought other than Wylie .
Look it up.
Lather , rinse, repeat.
Look it up.
The second photo is of Marcel Vigneron .
He is NOT the creator of the concept of molecular gastronomy.
Again...he is NOT the creator of the concept of molecular gastronomy.
Lather, rinse , repeat.
And yet...having so permanently lost your programing directional compass as to assume that ECW does still have and will continue to have a place in your genre....you have now given Marcel ( Fucktard to everyone he meets btw) Vigneron a show of his own ...." Molecular Gastronomist ".
I have one word for you :
FOAM.
LEARN IT .
EXPERIENCE IT.
EMBRACE IT .
It's all you're gonna get from this one.
With all apologies to Jim Hensen, I will forever refer to this show here or anywhere else for that matter as :
" Foam In Space..."
Rottsa Ruck There Buckos.
Ciao,
Aunty Pol

1 comment:

HubbleSpacePaws said...

OK, Pol, how do you really feel?

You and Tony Bourdain can have lunch and rip ol' Astro Boy to shreds. ;-)

Can't find where Bourdain quiped that Marcel doesn't realize the foam train left the station... 5 yrs ago.

And then there's this rant I just found looking for it:
http://ruz.posterous.com/from-bravo-anthony-bourdain-discusses-restaur