Dear Residents ,
It has recently come to managements attention that the economy is in fact recovering , thus producing many exciting carreer opportunities for you . After a recent financial audit, management has concluded that in order to offset recently incurred uninsured medical expenses , that the residents must consider renewing their previously meager attempts to join the job market.
Please review the information above regarding the new and exciting field of commercial security.
We will review this matter at a future date .