I am lucky enough to work with some women who share my sense of humor so I am going to share the following that one just sent me.
How to Be A Gracious Bitch.
Amanda's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement --not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother - of - the bride ever !
A week later, Amanda was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife bought the exact same dress as her mother !
Amanda asked her father's new young wife to exchange it , but she refused.
" Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm Wearing it ," she replied.
Amanda told he mother who graciously said , " Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day..."
A few days later they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Amanda asked he mother , " Aren't you going to return the other dress ?"
" You don't really have another occasion where you could could wear it.
Her mother just smiled and replied, " Of Course I do , dear."
" I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."