Wednesday, August 05, 2009

The Dress

I am lucky enough to work with some women who share my sense of humor so I am going to share the following that one just sent me.

How to Be A Gracious Bitch.

Amanda's wedding day was fast approaching.

Nothing could dampen her excitement --not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother - of - the bride ever !

A week later, Amanda was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife bought the exact same dress as her mother !

Amanda asked her father's new young wife to exchange it , but she refused.

" Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm Wearing it ," she replied.

Amanda told he mother who graciously said , " Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day..."

A few days later they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Amanda asked he mother , " Aren't you going to return the other dress ?"

" You don't really have another occasion where you could could wear it.

Her mother just smiled and replied, " Of Course I do , dear."

" I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."



Aunty Pol

1 comment:

HubbleSpacePaws said...

ROFL... (same for the cancer/aids)
Zipped through the posts... wanta say something to them all but it's too dang late and I'm too dang whupped. Just know my thoughts are with you, SU & parents-in-law!