Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Yes..My Co-Worker IS This Stupid.



Hands down y'all, I work with some of the biggest dumb fucks on the planet. I decided not to c/p all of the gaggable pictures that she spent over 2 hours on company time searching for ..the text speaks for itself.




Not only did she send this to a couple of the firms attorneys., she sent it to the HR admin.


To a person, everyone she sent it to saw it for what it was...a solicitation for money.


Dropping your child off for the first day of school , even if it is the first day of their Senior year is not....I repeat....not EVENT WORTHY.

Getting their happy asses through the year and graduation is.





Because I am not a complete bitch ( well , not every day) I have removed our firms name and her name. I have also removed the names of every one she sent it to...

Yeah....common sense...I gotz dat.








You have been warned .











From: *********

Sent: Monday, August 24, 2009 1:16

Subject: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED - SENIOR YEAR!!!!!
WITH THE MOST MIXED OF FEELINGS

that I proudly announce that:

"I'VE DONE IT"!!!!!

I've gotten another beautiful daughter to the first day of their

Senior Year of High School!!!!!!


I SAY "MIXED FEELINGS BECAUSE
IN SOME WAYS I FEEL THE STRUGGLE OF
GOOD VERSUS EVIL GOING ON INSIDE ME!!



Has this One been as easy as the first One?

NOT NEARLY!!!

Has she been a little Devil? SOME OF THE TIME AND IN MANY WAYS!!!!


Has she been a little Angel?



MOST OF THE TIME AND IN MANY, MANY, MANY WAYS!!!!


When this kid was born 17 years ago, my only child at the time, was 14 years old. I was "almost through" with the primary educational process and it hadn't been easy. The thought of car seats and starting over with teachers, book sales, fundraisers, lessons,...!!!


Now we have arrived at the very doorstep of adulthood and sending her on her way and I am so guilty of mixed emotions.



One one hand I am heartbroken. Literally.
She was truly such an unexpected little gift
straight from the heart of God into our lives!!!
I will never forget how I cried out of wonder and gratitude for the whole first week of her life.



But then, I will never forget other times when I have cried out of frustration and hurt and anger the kind that only one's own child can cause.






SO, PLEASE SAY LOTS OF PRAYERS FOR ME
AS I MOURN THE PASSING OF CHILDHOOD,
AND....



...TRY NOT TO KICK HER IN THE BUTT
ON HER WAY OUT THE DOOR!!!

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE HELPED ME MAKE IT THIS FAR!!!!!!

It's going to be a fun, furious and expensive year! (hint, hint for some of you)!

lots of love,

*****




Ciao,

Aunty Pol

3 comments:

HubbleSpacePaws said...

I'll join the "WTF???!"
You should see the expression on my face right now.
Just. No. Words.
L

Aunty Pol said...

What absolutely kills me and in turn all of us is that we spend considerable time on legitimate charities..March of Dimes, Susan G Koman and just this last week..AARF , the August Animal Rescue Fund, this year devoted to a local group.." Scouts Honor , which treats and places the animals that are abused , after proper medical care into hopefully forever homes.

Pissed Off...Oh L...I had to tone this post way the hell down.

It took everything I had to not send this to the firms managing partner...not the best avenue to take...but believe me...it ain't over by a long shot.

Hugs

Aunty Pol said...

L..

P.S. This is also the person in the " Hammer Time Post " about dressing up animals...